Call me Lou", said the gas station attendant, "and you're Tiger the golfer right ?
"Right, Lou", said Tiger, "fill her up". ……
"American Express OK, Lou ?", reaching into his pocket.
"Tiger, uh, something fell out of your wallet"
"Just a couple of tees, Lou"
"What are they for, Tiger ?"
"Lou, I rest my balls on them when I am driving"
"Well Tiger, seems to me, BMW sure think of everything."